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  1. I apologize for opening my mouth yet again but I would ask you something! Do you consider anyone asking for and/or practicing active uro as having a general disrespect towards women or did you just assume that he is disrespectful based on what he was asking? Do you consider dominating a woman in bed as a clue for bad character, or do you think that what two people do in the comfort of their home should be their business and no one else's? Furhermore, do you consider women that accept domination in bed (Eg face palms, bondage, trash talk etc) as being lesser persons ? P.S I sure hope you won't get offended by the questions!
  2. The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband: I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan CEO Nu e scris de mine dooh!
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  4. In caz ca nu era o intrebare retorica , concluzia mea este ca nu esti sanatoasa la cap! Anal si normal neprotejat. E treaba ta ce faci cu viata ta dar permite-mi sa-ti mai spun odata, nu de alta dar observ ca ai probleme cu comprehensibilitatea : Nu esti sanatoasa la cap. E trist ce ti se intampla...sincer imi pare rau pentru tine si pentru cum iti poti fute viata in asemenea hal. Droguri sau nu! Foloseste macar anticonceptionale...nu cred ca e necesar sa aduci pe lume o viata in conditiile tale. Rezuma-te la a-ti distruge doar tie viata. P.S Pe mine m-a amuzat faza cu "nu am timp pentru analize pentru ca lucrez non-stop. Trist...foarte trist!
  5. :|
  6. twoface

    Cum te simti azi

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  9. http://66.147.244.54/~sixbysix/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-end-is-near-good-grumpy-cat-meme.jpg P.S am dat eu pentru tine! Dai o bere!
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  13. :clapp :clapp :clapp :clapp :clapp :clapp :clapp :clapp
  14. Copilul va fi viata ta..mai mult decat viata ta!! Va fi TOTUL pentru tine. N-ar mai conta banii, lumea , luna ..nimic!! Gandeste-te la asta inainte sa bravezi in halul asta! Inteleg, esti o persoana demna, principiala..totusi..toate pana la copil!
  15. Sunt absolut sigur ca da. Sunt absolut sigur ca asta ai face si tu pentru copilul tau. Nu spun ca nu te va rani foarte mult,dar nu l-ai duce la politie!
  16. Mama ar sari in Foc pentru mine..la propriu! P.S nu-ti foloseste sarcasmul!
  17. Ai fi tu in stare sa-ti duci copilul la puscarie?
  18. Pai si ce sugerezi? Sa le dam copii si animale? @_@ Daps.. esti sigura ?
  19. Am impresia ca si tu esti la fel
  20. Cu cat ma afund mai mult in lumea asta cu atat nu inteleg ce plm se intampla! Mi-e mila de fete..pe de-o parte.. Pe de alta parte..o merita... Sunt strafulgerat de remuscari si intrebari!
  21. 3 Orgasme cel putin pe partida si n-aveti probleme! Parerea mea!
  22. Eu inteleg de aici ca avea fl.....ci! Nush @-@ Ca-n Zohan!!!!!
  23. "Pe buurta ca mori!!"
  24. Banbuchoooooo.. 6000 de lei nu-s bani multi? Wtf? Pfoai..sunt cel mai amarat de pe forum?
  25. twoface

    Cum te simti azi

    Sorina mai usor cu "d-astea". Unii chiar pun boticul
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