Doza de ras

[marian cristescu]

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[unikum29]

Intrebare: Ce iese daca imperechezi un pestisor fermecat cu un rechin?

Raspuns : Un rechin care-ti va indeplini ultimele trei dorinte ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‰

[unikum29]

Un mos merge la doctor. Acesta il intreaba:

– Cum stai cu inima, cu plaminii?

– Foarte bine.

– Dar e ceva care te supara?

– Da, am o problema: cind fac sex, aud fluieraturi in urechi.

– Ce virsta ai mata?

– 83 de ani.

– Pai si la 83 de ani ce ai vrea sa auzi, aplauze?

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator orpheus]

Am trimis un mesaj:

-Bună dimineața draga mea, te iubesc

Răspunsul a fost:

-Și ea te iubește, dar încă doarme

 

:))))))

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[Vizitator orpheus]

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Un pic re ruj n-ar strica pe ele  :laugh2

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[angelmro]

Hai sa radem putin :laugh2

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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