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[farafiltre]

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-Fata, tu nu vezi ca e pleu, nu e din aur ! :))))

- A dracu da sarantoc ! :)))

Adica ... doua blondute? 😆

[grecu1234]

Un bărbat merge la vânătoare cu prietenul lui cel mai bun. Unul dintre ei ia puşca, fixează luneta şi se uită în jur după animale. După câteva momente, exclamă mirat:

– Bă, îţi văd casa de aici… şi nevastă-ta te înşală cu unu’.

Celălălt, nervos:

– M-am săturat de ea şi aventurile ei! Împuşc-o pe ea în cap şi pe el în ouă.

– Nicio problemă, pot s-o fac dintr-un singur foc …

[Vizitator cozonacq]

Adica ... doua blondute?

Adica...ce vrei sa Zici? :laugh2

[escortasilvy]

Poe

 

Yesterday at 12:45 PM · 

Cheia Sufletului ei

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[escortasilvy]

 

Așa ceva  :laugh2  :laugh2

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[escortasilvy]

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TVA-ul, bată-l vina 

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[farafiltre]

Adica...ce vrei sa Zici? :laugh2

🤔

Pana sa intervina cc...cu adaugarea aveam convingerea ca in ecuatie exista o singura blonda.

[escortasilvy]

:laugh2  :laugh2

Găsită, tradusă, dar posibil reală. Aveți grijă băieți 

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[escortasilvy]

 

 

:laugh2

Ce poti spune la inmormantare dar si in timpul actului sexual.
Grupul Poetik

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[escortasilvy]

 

 

:blushing2  :laugh2

Cum naiba s-a potrivit. Fix litera care trebuie https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/f4c/1/16/1f642.png:)

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[escortasilvy]

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:laugh2

[escortasilvy]

 

Gândurile unei femei. :laugh2  :laugh2

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

:laugh2  :laugh2  :laugh2 · 

Delicios chiar

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[escortasilvy]

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[grecu1234]

Doi prieteni discută:

     - Frate, s-a deschis în oraş un bordel beton... te duci, faci sex gratis şi la plecare îţi dau şi 100 de euro!

     - N-are cum mă... ai fost tu acolo şi ai văzut?

     - Nu, ştiu de la nevasta-mea... ea a fost!

[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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[escortasilvy]

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