Bancuri - Glume - Povesti misto

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[felixvio]

Noaptea nuntii :dupa consumarea partied de amor :

 el: dupa cate vad nu sunt ...primul !

ea: si dupa cate vad si eu ...nu ai sa fi nici ultimul !!!

[felixvio]

La un sexshop un tip cere 5 prezervative . Ce nr intraba vanzatoarea ? Nu stiu ...zice el ! Ia tabla asta gaurita, du-te la baie si vezi ce nr iti trebuie ! Dupa un timp apare tipul ...ravasit.... si intraba : domnita ...tabla asta nu e de vanzare ?

[felixvio]

Ora de culcare !

                             Maria:Ioane nu vrei sa facem sex ?

                              Ion:tu sti ce inseamna o partida de amor? E ca si cand te-as lua in spate si te-as duce de la Bacau la Piatra Neamt !

                              Dupa mai multe insistente Ion se apuca de Maria....pana cade epuizat !

                              Dupa un timp cand aproape sa adoarma ....Maria zice: si acum ce faci Ioane ma lasi

                              la Poatra Neamt ?!!!

[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[felixvio]

Gigel o vede pe maica-sa deasupra pe taica-su ! a doua zi o intreaba : ce faceati mamico aseara in dormitor?

Mama ii raspunde : ii desumflam burta tatei !

 

Gigel ii raspunde: nu te mai chinui mamica pentru ca dimineata cand nu esti acasa ...vine vecina si I-o umfla la loc !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[felixvio]

De ce te certi mereu cu nevasta-ta si pe soacra ta o respecti?

A fost singura care s-a opus casatoriei !

[daniel 13]

Tommy, baiatule,ce-i cu tine, de ce esti asa de transpirat si agitat?

-Am alergat 5 km cit m-au tinut picioarele ca sa impiedic o bataie intre doi insi...

-Si ai reusit?

-Da, nu m-a putut prinde!

[felixvio]

Taditia se  schimba ! Daca odinioara trebuia sa se demonstreze virginitatea miresei , acum trebuie sa ...I se stabileasca sexl !!!

[felixvio]

Totul e relativ : oul are o forma perfecta chiar daca e facut cu ...curul !!!

[Vizitator akephalos2016]

Cel mai bun banc este ca in fiecare dimineata cand deschid ochii cred ca se poate schimba peisajul si cand ma trezesc cu adevarat vad ca tot aici sunt!

[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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