Bancuri - Glume - Povesti misto

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Copilăria se termina când mama ta nu-ți mai ascunde dulciurile, dar ascunde tatăl tau băutură!

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Azi in prag de sarbatoare

sa ai grija la mancare,

sa nu bagi multe sarmale

ca se face pula moale,

sa ai grija la salata

daca vrei s-o vezi sculata,

sa nu gusti deloc friptura

ca atunci adio pula,

fara prajituri cu nuci

daca vrei sa dai la buci,

Deci apuca-te si bea,

LA MULTI ANI in pula mea !!!

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Rozii isi întreabă soțul ce își dorește de ziua lui!

- Pai eu nu îmi doresc nimic de la tine numai sa ma iubești si sa nu ma înșeli!

- Of prea târziu, ți-am luat șosete!

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In anul care a trecut👋ðŸ»ðŸ˜¤ai futut cum ai putut 👉ðŸ»ðŸ‘ŒðŸ»ðŸ˜©cand mai bine🤤💦 cand mai rau😭🌠nu prea a fost anul tau🙌ðŸ»ðŸ˜¨dar in anul care vine, iti urez sa futi mai bine...blonde, virgine, tatoase!🤤😜👄ðŸŒðŸ’¦ðŸ’¦ Ca sa nu te las la greu, iti urez sa le fut eu! 😂👌ðŸ»ðŸ’‹De odihna sa ai parte ,las' ca le fut eu pe toate...👅💦👉ðŸ»ðŸ˜ðŸ‘ˆðŸ» Azi in zi de sarbatoare, sa ai grija la mancare.😷ðŸ†ðŸ•ðŸ—🟠Sa nu manci multe sarmale ca se face pula moale,🤢🆠sa ai grija la salata daca vrei s-o vezi sculataðŸŒðŸ˜¤ðŸ¤¤ sa nu gusti deloc friptura, ca atunci adio pula😭😨👋ðŸ»ðŸ¤žðŸ»Fara prajituri cu nuci daca vrei sa dai la buci.👄💦👅ðŸ‘Deci apuca-te si bea, daca tii la pula ta! Sarbatori fercite!

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Biblia ne învăța sa ne iubim aproapele, Kamasutra ne explica și cum!

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Oboseala!

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Enjoy!

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Alte Buzitze!

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