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[flavius12312]

   Culmea culmilor :sa traiesti in tara curvelor virgine   

[flavius12312]

O tipa avea o papapgalita care striga intr-una: "sint curva, sint curva!"
Intr-o zi vine popa cu botezul si aude papapgalita. Indignat ii cere tipei papagalita pentru 2 saptamini spunindu-i ca el are doi papagali evlaviosi care spun numai rugaciuni si poate o invata si pe ea lucruri sfinte. Tipa accepta. 

Zis si facut: ia popa papagalita, o duce acasa la el si o pune in colivie cu papagalii lui. Papagalita incepe sa strige:
- Sint curva, sint curva!
La care papagalii popei raspund:
- Vezi bai ca nu ne-am rugat degeaba!

[jan de la boema]

[jan de la boema]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[jan de la boema]

[ssylver]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[ssylver]

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[felixsima]

Câtor feministe le ia sa schimbe un bec? Niciuna, e munca de barbat.

[jan de la boema]

[jan de la boema]

[johnnybravo86]

[dj88rodaj]

Un cuplu se uita seara la televizor. Soţul tot schimba canalele între ciclism si filme porno. Exasperată, soţia izbucneşte: – Lasă-l, dracului, la filmele porno, ca ştii să mergi cu bicicleta !…

[fortza92steaua]

– Suferiti cumva de vise erotice? intreaba doctorul un pacient. – Nu sufar, domnule doctor. Chiar imi fac placere!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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