Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

[marian cristescu]

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[torukmakto]

Iese un vultur dintr-un bar beat mort. Se uita la gard... tzup tzup pe gard si pica jos. Tzup tzup pe gard si iar pica. 
- Bag p**a! Iar plec pe jos acasa!

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[torukmakto]

Preotul:
- Va veni o zi când vei plăti pentru păcatele tale!
- Aiurea părinte, eu deja plătesc. Alcoolul şi femeile nu sunt gratis să ştii...

[torukmakto]

Cica mergea Vulpea prin padure si se intalneste cu Iepurasul, care era plin de sange si-l intreaba:
- Ce-ai patit, iepurasule?!
- S-o ia dracu‘ pe Ursoaica, e pe rosu si m-a folosit drept tampon!
A doua zi, Vulpea se intalneste cu Bufnita, care era tot plina de sange si o intreaba ce-a patit, la care Bufnita raspunde:
- Sa-l ia dracu‘ pe Iepuras, ca i-a spus ursoaicei ca tampoanele cu aripioare sunt mai bune!!!

[marian cristescu]

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