Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

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Un tip nimereşte în rai.
Cerul este albastru, soarele auriu, cântă păsările, grădinile sunt pline de flori.
– Oh, sunt în Paradis!
Deodată, îşi aude soţia:
– Ai fost!

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[marian cristescu]

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[torukmakto]

Cum e sa fii insurat, Mitica?
- Pai, cum sa fie? N-am voie sa beau, n-am voie sa fumez, n-am voie sa merg cu amicii la o bere, n-am voie sa ma uit dupa vreo femeie pe strada...
- Inseamna ca regreti pasul pe care l-ai facut?
- Nici asta n-am voie!

[torukmakto]

La spital este adus un tip cu o fractura craniana.
Sora medicala completeaza fisa si intreaba:
- Casatorit?
- Nu, am avut un accident!

[torukmakto]

Merge lupul prin padure si vede un pui. Nu sta mult pe ganduri si ii spune:
- Am sa te mananc!
Iar puiul speriat ii zice:
- Nu, nu ma manca, ca de mine nu te ingrasi. Asteapta-ma putin si o chem pe mama.
- Hai du-te si o cheam-o.
Merge puiul putin si cand era destul de departe de lup si striga:
- Sa ma pupi in cur ca-s de la incubator!

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Domnilor, avionul nostru se va prabusi in ocean si in jur e plin de rechini. Luati de sub scaune vestele de salvare si cutia cu crema! Este ca sa va ungeti pe corp, impotriva rechinilor.
- Si nu ne mai mananca?
- Ba da, dar cu scarba!

[torukmakto]

Doua sotii de politisti stau de vorba.
Una zice:

- Draga, sotul meu are post langa o florarie. Niciodata nu mi-a adus vreo floare...
Cealalta:

- Si ce? Al meu are post langa Conservator. O conserva n-am vazut pana acum..

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