Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

[iulianrome]

– Ce vrei să te faci când vei fii mare?
– Vreau să mă fac soldat!
– Dar duşmanii te vor omorî!
– Atunci mă fac duşman!

[torukmakto]

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[iulianrome]

Pe vremuri, barbatii pe plaja cautau femei frumoase, acum cauta WI-FI gratuit...

[iulianrome]

Cand femeia este insarcinata, toata lumea pune mana pe burta ei si o felicita ,dar nimeni nu pune mana pe penisul barbatului, sa-i spuna:"buna treaba!" Morala:"munca grea nu e niciodata apreciata..."

[iulianrome]

Orar de vara:
07.00 - 19.00, muste.
19.00 - 07.00, tantari.

[iulianrome]

Bijuterie feminină, din patru litere.
-Țâță!
-Tâmpitule, inel!

[iulianrome]

O tanara femeie se duce la farmacie:
– Va rog, 12 prezervative!
– Ce marime doriti?
– Oh, marimi diferite, merg la un picnic !

[born2win]

Doi mosi, pe o banca in parc, faceau rebus. Unul dintre ei ii spune celuilalt:

- Organ genital feminin, din patru litere.

- Orizontal sau vertical? intreaba celalalt.

- Orizontal!

- Gura!

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