Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

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[juniormorais]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

Un oltean ii spune avocatului sau:

-Daca obtii pentru mine doar 10 ani de pedeapsa, vei primi un milion de lei!

Procesul a avut loc, iar raufacatorul a primit 10 ani de pedeapsa. Incasandu-si onorariul si primind multumirirea condamnatului, avocatul marturiseste:

-Sa stiti ca am avut mari dificultati sa obtin pentru dumneavoastra 10 ani, deoarece juriul vroia sa va achite…

[juniormorais]

O blondă sună la o firmă care repară calculatoare:
– Bună ziua, am o problemă cu calculatorul, se blochează și nu merge internetul… Puteți să mă ajutați?
– Domnișoară, sunteți acasă? Haideți să vă fac un ping!
– Nu știu ce să zic,… nici măcar nu ne-am cunoscut prea bine, hai veniți, o să vă aștept…

[juniormorais]

– Te felicit, draga mea, ii spune sotul vazind cum consoarta pune telefonul in furca. E cea mai scurta convorbire telefonica cu o prietena de-a ta, de cind ne-am casatorit. Un adevarat record: numai doua ore!
– Lasa ironiile! N-a fost nici o prietena. Era o necunoscuta, pur si simplu femeia gresise numarul.

[juniormorais]

– Ei, si cum a decurs intalnirea de aseara cu tipa aia? m-a intrebat azi prietenul meu.
– Hmm…E frumoasa, desteapta, are un corp superb. Insa are un cusur: nu-i plac animalele de companie.
– Dar cum ti-ai dat seama de asta? ma intreba el, mirat.
– Pai am intrebat-o daca vrea sa-i tin companie in seara asta si mi-a raspuns: “N-am nevoie de compania ta, animalule!”

[juniormorais]

O femeie se plânge prietenii sale:
– O săptămână întreagă îl bat la cap pe soțul meu să facă reparație în WC.
– Și care e rezultatul?
– Idiotul, vineri a agățat pe ușa o tăbliță ”WC-ul este închis pe durata reparației” și a plecat pe 2 zile la pescuit.

[juniormorais]

Un seic arab se plimba in desertul Arabiei Saudite. Cu 50 de metri in fata e sotia acestuia.
Se intalneste cu un alt seic, care suparat intreaba:
-Ce faci Ahmed? E scris in Coran ca femeia e cu 50 de metri in spatele barbatului, nu in fata.
-Ai dreptate prietene, dar cand era scris Coranul nu existau mine in desert.