Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[Vizitator sasuke991]

Sfat ardelenesc eficient pentru slăbit:

 

Sa mănânci neregulat și să regulezi nemâncat!

[juniormorais]

Intr-o zi,badea Gheorge se duce mohorat la preot sa se spovedeasca.Parinte am pacatuit,am fost cu alta femeie.
Preotul:Bine Gheorge,drept pedeapsa,pentru mantuire,este sa tii un pai in gura timp de o saptamana
Dupa vreo doua zile ,Maria,vazandul pe Gheorghe ca nu lasa paiul din gura,il intreaba:
Maria:Ba ce tot porti paiul ala in gura cat e ziua de lunga de parca ai fi o vaca?
Gheorge:Am pacatuit,am fost cu alta femeie si asta imi e pedeapsa
Maria:Ehe,daca m-as lua dupa preot ar trebui sa iau toata capita de paie in gura :laugh2

[juniormorais]

Bulă și un prieten bun se întâlnesc la un bar pentru a depăna amintiri. După câteva pahare de tărie începe să se audă pe stradă sirena pompierilor.
Bulă se ridică și spune:
– Îmi cer scuze dar sunt chemat la datorie!
Prietenul mirat:
– Te-ai îmbătat? Tu nu ești pompier, ce treabă ai tu?
Bulă foarte calm:
– Știu că eu nu sunt pompier dar soțul iubitei mele este!

[juniormorais]

La o manastire de maicute, stareta se hotaraste sa achizitioneze citeva biciclete, nevind manastirea bani pentru un alt mijloc de transport. Soseste comanda de 6 biciclete si stareta le pune pe maicutele mai tinerele sa exerseze prin curtea manastirii, ca sa stie sa le folosesca atunci cind le va trimite cu treburi in afara manastirii.Isi vedea stareta de treburile ei, dar nu se mai putea concentra de atita chiraiala si tipete de tot felul care rasunau in curte.Asa ca scoate capul pe geam si le striga furioasa
– Daca nu va astimparati odata chem de astazi omul care trebuia sa monteze miine șeile!

[juniormorais]

O femeie avea o papagalita (papagal femela) care tot timpu injura. Asta satula de injuraturile ei chiama un preot sa vada daca poate sa ii faca ceva.
Vine preotul respectiv o aude injurand si ii spune femei ca are el 2 papagali care tot timpu se roaga si ca intr-o saptamana o da pe brazda.
Zis si facut ii da papagalita o duce acasa o baga in cusca cu cei 2 papagali dupa care preotul pleaca, la care unu din papagali:
-Vezi ma animalule ca nu neam rugat degeaba :laugh2

[juniormorais]

La o piesa de teatru, plasatorul observa ca un tip statea intins pe 3 scaune, se duce spre el
– Domnule, aveti decat un scaun al dvs
– Mmm…
– Nu-mi pasa daca sunteti beat, daca nu stati pe scaunul dvs o sa chem managerul
– Mmmm….
Vine asta cu manageru, nu rezolva nimic, cheama politia, il iau pasta din scurt, nici nu stau la discutii
– Ia spuneti dom’le cum va cheama?
– …Ion
– Si unde aveai loc ma?
– La loja…