Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

Sunteti acuzat ca ati aruncat-o pe soacra dumneavoastra de la etajul zece.
-N-am facut-o cu premeditare…
-Nu? Si nu v-ati gandit ce pericol mare este pentru trecatori?

[juniormorais]

-Mama, la usa sunt doi oameni care canta.
-Da-le cate de lei si spune-le sa plece.
-Bine, dar nu stiu daca o sa plece, unul dintre ei este tata :rax2

[juniormorais]

Se investighează un caz de viol. Anchetatorul:
– Cum s-a intamplat?
Reclamanta:
– M-a dezbracat cu nesimţire şi a început să ma violeze.
– Cum?
– Pai, eu deasupra si el dedesubt :laugh2

[juniormorais]

Un batrin de vreo 90 de ani, se casatoreste cu una de vreo 20…
Parintele:
– Domnule sinteti sigur ca vreti sa va insurati cu ea?
– Desigur, daca moare ma insor cu alta :no2

[juniormorais]

Un tânăr cumpără un inel de logodnă:
– Vă rog, scrieţi pe el “Pentru Maria de la Ion”.
Vânzătorul:
– V-aş sfătui să scrieţi mai scurt: “De la Ion”. Nu poti sa ştii :no2

[juniormorais]

Un comis voiajor intra intr-un hotel ca sa inchirieze o camera pentru o noapte. Pana sa soseasca receptionerul, observa in hol o femeie atragatoare care ii face cu ochiul. Barbatul se duce la ea si ii cere sa petreaca noaptea impreuna cu el. Femeia accepta si se inscriu in registrul hotelului ca sot si sotie.
A doua zi de dimineata, barbatul se trezeste si vede ca femeia plecase deja. Isi ia bagajul si ii cere omului de la receptie sa ii faca nota de plata.
– Aveti de plata 1500 de dolari.
– Cum asa? Am stat doar o noapte.
– Da, dar sotia dvs a stat aici o luna intreaga :rax2

[juniormorais]

Tanara si nurlia mea vecina m-a rugat sa-i montez in dormitor niste geamuri din alea speciale, in care poti privi din interior catre exterior, insa care pot opri privirile indiscrete ale unora din exterior catre interior.

“Nici o problema” i-am raspuns. “Te servesc cu placere”.

Zis si facut. Ceea ce ea nu stia insa, e ca le-am montat invers :laugh2

[juniormorais]

Un tatic vrea sa-i faca o placere fetitei lui de patru ani. Isi face rost de un costum de Mos Craciun, se imbraca in dormitor, ia un sac si un bat, intra in sufragerie si incepe: Mos Craciun cu plete dalbeee, a sosiiit de prin nameti, sa aduca daruri multeeee, la fettte si baieti”

La care fetita: mami, iar s-a-mbatat tati :laugh2