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Cand Dumnezeu a terminat crearea lui Adam si a Evei, le-a spus amandurora:

- Mi-au ramas doar doua daruri sa va mai fac:

Primul e arta de a face pipi in picioare...

- Eu!!!,Eu!!!, Eu!!!, zise Adam.Eu il vreau, te rog, Doamne, Mie, Mie...da-mi-l mie, da ??? Mi-ar usura atat de mult viata...

Astfel,Dumnezeu ii oferi lui acest dar.A alergat pe plaja, facand diverse desene cu propriul pipì pe nisip.Dumnezeu si Eva observau omul nebun de bucurie si Eva il intreba pe Dumnezeu:

- Care este celalalt cadou?

Dumnezeu a raspuns:

-Creier, Eva, creier..

[sparksilver]

Parinte se poate face sex inainte de nunta ?
- Da, cu conditia sa nu se intarzie la ceremonie.

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