Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[justlove]

daca io placut dulcele tre sa-i placa si  `amaru`

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

Edinburg, Scotia, o farmacie in orasul vechi.
La ora 9 fix un scotian imbracat traditional (Kilt s.a.m.d.) cantand din cimpoi vine la ghiseu. Farmacista:
-Ce doriti?
Scotianul cauta in punga de la brau si pune un pachetel pe masa. Il desface scotand un prezervativ cu o mica crapatura la varf.
Farmacista:
-Da e un caz foarte trist...
Scotianul:
-Se poate lipi?
-Bineinteles, avem un mic aparat de lipit cauciucul aici, costa doar un pence...
-Si unul nou?
-De la 2 Pence in sus...
Scotianul impacheteaza la loc prezervativul, si pleaca. Dupa doua ore se deschide usa si intra scotianul nostru zicand farmacistei:
-Regimentul si-a dat consimtamantul, il lipim...

[laurelian]

Asta-i pentru Dobre, sa traiasca, fara numar, fara numar....

 

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[laurelian]

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[adiadrian11]

- Care este cea mai bună reţetă antidepresivă pe bază de ceai?
- Vii la mine şi dai jos tot ce-ai pe tine.

[adiadrian11]

- De ce Arhimede a inventat fizica şi geometria?
- Nu suferea copiii.

[adiadrian11]

Un muncitor grec se plânge îngrijorat unui prieten despre condițiile la locul de muncă:
- Oare când va lua sfârșit criza ăsta!? Este groaznic la serviciu: şeful nostru vrea să muncim cât trei!… Avem noroc că suntem cinci angajați.