Bancuri si poze hazlii

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Sotul: – Mai femeie, administratorul blocului se lauda ca s-a culcat cu toate femeile din bloc, cu exceptia uneia …

Sotia: – O fi aia grasa si batrina de la parter :slap2

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Cine de la scoala era virgina?

 

Alinuta de clasa a 10-a vine acasa de la scoala

 

- Mama, azi la scoala ne-au facut testul de virginitate la toate fetele.

 

N-au gasit decat o singura virgina

 

- Vai draga mamii, felicitari, tu esti aia, nu?

 

- Eu?! Nu eu mama,… diriginta!

 

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N-ai cum. N-ai cum sa gasesti femeia perfecta.
Aia virgina, nu te satisface in pat.
Aia care te satisface in pat, înseamna ca are multa experienta. Si nu-ti convine sa stii câti au contribuit la experienta ei.
Aia care face sarmale, nu e întotdeauna la fel de aranjata ca aia "aranjata."...
Aia aranjata nu face sarmale, ca e ocupata sa faca abdomene si sa-ti lucreze fesele.
Aia frumoasa, nu-i desteapta. Se bazeaza de mica pe frumusete.
Aia desteapta, nu-i frumoasa, ca daca era frumoasa nu punea mâna pe carte, punea mâna pe unu cu bani.
Aia de casa e prea de casa si zici ca nu-i "de viata", deci o înseli cu una care e "de viata" dar te plângi ca nu mai exista femei de casa.
Deci pâna la urma trebuie doua. Una care sa faca sarmale si alta cu care sa va dati seama ca au fost bune sarmalele. :laugh2 

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