Bancuri si poze hazlii

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[alon000]

–  Dacă te doare dintele acela trebuie să mergem la un dentist. Sper că nu ți-e frică.
–  Nu, tăticule.
–  Așa te vreau, curajos. Să știi că dentistul nu-ți face nimic!
–  Dacă e așa, ce rost mai are să-l deranjăm?

[alon000]

Tatăl este chemat la școală:

– Fiul dumneavoastră a desenat pe bancă o muscă, foarte reală, și mi-am zdrobit pumnul încercând  să o omor.

– Ha! Să mă fi văzut pe mine, când am intrat în baie și văzând în cadă un crocodil pictat, de frică, am ieșit printr-o ușă pictată… :laugh2  :laugh2

[alon000]

– Tăticule, de ce te-ai căsătorit cu mama?

– Vezi, nici măcar copilul nu înţelege de ce. :slap2

[alon000]

– Bunicule, pe tine te-a făcut Dumnezeu?

– Da, draga mea, Dumnezeu m-a făcut, răspunde bunicul.

Câteva minute mai târziu, fetița își întreabă din nou bunicul:

– Bunicule, dar pe mine tot Dumnezeu m-a făcut?

– Da, draga mea, răspunde bunicul.

Timp de câteva minute, fetița îl studiază pe bunic, iar apoi se uită la reflexia ei în oglindă.

Bunicul ei se întreba ce-i trecea fetiței prin minte.

Într-un sfârșit fetița zice:

– Știi ceva, bunicule? Dumnezeu face o treabă mai bună în ultimul timp.

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[juniormorais]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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