De la A la Z ... Caracterizarea userilor

[sit down comedy]

Din ciclul ' hai sa o facem si pe asta' , m am gandit sa fuck un thread in care sa dezlegam niste mistere : ce parere au userii despre noi. Ceva in genul ' un cuvant despre fiecare user enumerat' din cadrul Interviului saptamanii by Dromaderu. Tot ce spunem sa se bazeze strict pe forum, fara implicatii dinafara forumului, chestii personale.

Cum ne-am obisnuit, mai schimbam regulile pe parcurs sau mai frumos, nu o sa avem reguli Prezentul thread se vrea o caterinca, fara razboaie si razbunari sau declaratii de dragoste care seamana a pupici in fund. Pareri sincere, aia vrem !

Pt inceput cine e interesat de parerea celorlalti despre el, isi exprima dorinta si noi ceilalalti 'sarim' cu gura pe el sa il facem in toate felurile! )

Pt inceput il propun pe Chris73 al Sarlotei, batausul de la Zara Kids, mi a venit primul nume in minte Domnilor, doamnelor, domnisoarelor (avem asa ceva?), bai Barza , sa ne dam cu parerea...

[antigoo]

Oare nu ar fi fost mai gentleman-like sa incepi cu tine?

P.s. Si mai gentleman-like ar fi sa te prezinti, sa stim cu care rebranduit avem de-a face.

[Shaworma]

@Antigoo: Scrie acolo la user title cine e...

 

Euflo chiar un singur cuvant trebuie? Uff sa incerc:

 

Chris73: Tampon. Explicatie: Absoarbe tot ce iese dintr-o pizda.

 

:clapp  :clapp Salut initiativa.

[sit down comedy]

@Antigoo, vrei sa ma dau mare sau sa dau singur in mine? )

Shaworma, poti sa lovesti cu mai multe gloante

[Lubric]

Interesant topic...

 

Chris73: un om linistit si la locul lui (probabil are si el ca oricare altul pacatele lui,dar fat(z)a de mine a fost domn de fiecare data)

Sit Down Comedy: un rebranduit caruia i-am facut un loc de joaca (un topic pentru paraziti); si care, in ciuda aparentelor, are un suflet bun

Shaworma: un alt parazit care poarta razboaie fara rost (din punctul meu de vedere)

 

Hai, sa vad, cine se "baga" la pareri si despre mine!

[Angel]

i CALL MY PENIS THE TRUTH! BECAUSE BICIZ CAN'T HANDLE IT!

[quasim]

Un tip O.K.

[oly123]

La o masa stateau trei prieteni. 

chris73

oly

ventrino .

dupa cateva sticle de vin baietii au inceput sa vorbeasca despre femei.

Chris73 sa se laude la baieti le spune :

- eu ma fut cu nevasta-mea ( sarlota) de trei ori pe saptamana.

oly si el insurat zice :

- eu de patru ori pe saptamana

ventrino :

-eu de cinci ori pe saptamana.

Dupa inca un pahar de vin, chris73( care bause cel mai putin ) isi da seama ca ventrino nu este insurat si il intreaba :

- ma,dar tu nu esti insurat ,cum sa faci dragoste daca nái nevasta.

La care ventrino raspunde :

- Pai nu de sarlota era vorba ?

 

Caracterizare chris73: omul cu o singura nevasta si cu 100 de prieteni ))

[chris73]

:lol:

[sit down comedy]

Chris73, e un iphonist de gradul 5, bataus in ringul de la Zara Kids, mare iubitor de pasarici, dar care nu are tupeu sa miste-n front. Cred ca si-o ''ia'' cat de curand de la Sarlota, ca prea si-a facut ochi dulci cu o fata de pe forum

 

@Lubric, tu esti cu minte, dar un mare curvar ! Nu ma mai lauda, te rog. Imi faci rau .

[bombonelu]

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkHzVJ2Gqo

[sit down comedy]

Ce ziceti de johnholmes ? Va rog, sorcoviti-l !

[ivanturbinca96]

Ce ziceti de johnholmes ? Va rog, sorcoviti-l !

 

Pot sa pun o poza ?

 

Si daca e de sorcovit omu imi pot alege eu scula sorcovitoare ?

[Shaworma]

Ce ziceti de johnholmes ? Va rog, sorcoviti-l !

johnholmes e ca Charlie Sheen...nimeni nu-l poate sorcovi mai mult decat o face el insusi. 

[bombonelu]

John my love this is you!

 

[johnholmes]

Things You Might Not Know About John Holmes

         (Please read carefully and take notes)

 

- Whenever John Holmes became aroused, lights in the building would momentarily dim, then return to normal. Sometimes small appliances would also stop working. It was believed his enormous penis would tap into whatever energy source was handy, and absorb it during the powering-up process.

 

- During his teenage years Holmes was almost fired from a job at McDonalds, because the manager believed he’d caught him smuggling a sleeve of coffee cups inside his pants. When he proved his innocence by revealing the source of the bulge, the manager began weeping, so Holmes just left.

 

- John Holmes was a scratch golfer, but only when his “moneymaker” was situated to the left. If he forgot, and left it suctioned to the opposite thigh, his balance was thrown off and he played like a beginner. This is said to be the origin of the popular golfing taunt “playing like your dick’s to the right.”

 

- Although Holmes, undisputed porn superstar, many behind-the-scene types didn’t like working with him. In fact, cameramen often demanded time-and-a-half to work a John Holmes shoot, because his penis played havoc with their cameras’ auto-focus feature. “The lens would just whirr and whine, struggling to locate the center of gravity,” one complained, years later.

 

- John Holmes, avid bowler,used a ball with just one big hole drilled in it.

 

- As a young man John Holmes was considered a scientific genius. His teachers were convinced he would someday change the world. They pushed him toward medicine, and cancer research, with great optimism and hope. He seemed to be another Einstein – a true once-every-hundred-years miracle. But he listened to their overtures, and said, “Science? Are you kidding?? Have you seen the size of my dick?!”

 

- In 1999 FBI agents thwarted an assassination attempt on John Holmes’ penis. They arrested a Bucharest man, bent on taking out the famous phallus because of jealousy. “I didn’t want to hurt John,” he later explained, “I just wanted to kill his cock.” He testified at trial that he’d earned the nickname “Little Putza” during Junior High gym, and harbored a burning resentment.

 

- At one time witnesses say, John Holmes' cock was fully-engorged and peeling it back resulted in a appreciative quantity of dick cheese. It is said that more than enough cock cheese was produced to satisfy the hunger of 100 idiots present on a forum! 

 

 

I hope you’ve enjoyed this celebration of a great man. If you are not aware of other lesser-known facts about John Holmes, please ask them in the comments section below so that you may someday die peacefully and not full of envy!

 

See you guys again next time!

[Clontosul]

Hmmm.. Si johnholmes de pe forum i se aseamana si in asta? :

 

:"His performances included at least one homosexual feature film, The Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes,^[8] and a handful of gay loops. All of the male stars of Private Pleasures, including Holmes, eventually succumbed to AIDS.^["

 

"By the late 1970s, his consumption of cocaine and freebasing was becoming a serious problem. Professionally, it affected his ability to maintain an erection, as is apparent from his flaccid performance in the 1980 film Insatiable. To support himself and his drug habit, Holmes ventured into crime, selling drugs for gangs, prostituting himself to both men and women, and committing credit card fraud and petty theft. In 1976, he met a 16-year-old girl who became his girlfriend. After Holmes fell on hard times, he prostituted both her and himself, as well as beating her in public."

[thecat]

- John Holmes, avid bowler,used a ball with just one big hole drilled in it.

 

Asta e intr-adevar de colectie 

[sit down comedy]

@Clontosule, nu stii? John se impiedica singur si striga fault .  Nici macar simulare nu e, omul asta chiar se faulteaza singur . :laugh2

[sit down comedy]

continuam cu Johnholmes, devine interesant.

urmeaza Clontosul. Baieti, ceva pareri ?

[bombonelu]

JOHN 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvhds5k10Qo

[johnholmes]

da clantosule, asa e, fix asa cum spui tu...dar nu ai citit si partea aia: "john holmes was to porn what elvis was to rock 'n' roll. he simply was the king."

 

http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/john-holmes

 

pare destul de gay nu? ca doar omu a futut cateva mii de femei, dar probabil si cativa prostanaci!

[avocatul diavolului]

Johnholmes : Un Sherlock Holmes al forumului, justitiar nespalat, spaima parazitilor rebranduiti. Acest Ionica branzica de oaie pe la coaie a devenit viral prin jetul de urina cu care improsca userii, incusiv pe el insusi, asa se intampla cand ai probleme cu presiunea si tensiunea arteriala; prin sudalmele de mama aplicate oricaruia statea in bataia jetului alb galbui.

 

Ionica sa ne traiesti si sa ne mai spovedesti ca esti bomboana de pe coliva acestui forum. 

[johnholmes]

ne-ai parasit? asa repede??? ce pacat!!! drum bun, better luck next time! 

[Avocatul.Diavolului]

Ionica branzica, stai linistit ca nu am plecat nicaieri. Poate vrei o "sapa" cu care sa "sapi" dupa adevaratea mea identitate.