Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[johnnybravo112]

[johnnybravo112]

[2peu_2peu]

Statistica 

 

-10% din femei au facut sex in prima ora a unei primei intalniri. 

-20% din barbati au facut sex intr-un loc excentric. 

-36% din femei sunt in favoarea nuditatii. 

-45% din femei prefera barbatii cu par negru si ochi albastri. 

-46% din femei au incercat sexul anal. 

-70% din femei prefera sa faca sex dimineata. 

-80% din barbati nu au experimentat nici o data relatiile homosexuale. 

-90% din femei ar dori sa faca dragoste in padure. 

-99% din femei nu au incercat sa faca sex in birou. 

 

Concluzie: statistic vorbind, ai o sansa mai mare sa faci sex anal dimineata 

cu o femeie in padure, decat sa faci sex in birou la sfarsitul zilei. 

 

Morala: nu sta pana tarziu la birou. Nici o data nu se va intampla nimic bun. 

 

 

O blonda ajunge la "Miss World" printre primele trei locuri.

La intrebarea de departajare primeste urmatorul enunt:

- Numiti 3 piese de William Shakespeare.

La care blonda spune:

- 10, 15, 20 de cm.

Prezentatorul concursului derutat ii spune ca acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci marimi. Blonda foarte destinsa il lamureste:

- 10 la mine inseamna "Mult zgomot pentru nimic", 15 inseamna "Cum va place", iar 20 inseamna "Visul unei nopti de vara".

 

 

O tipa a dat un anunt la matrimoniale:

- Caut un barbat care sa nu ma bata, sa nu fuga de mine si sa fie bun la pat.

Primeste multe raspunsuri tipa, si intr-un final apare unul dintre pretendenti la usa. Suna tipul la usa, tipa raspunde, iar acesta isi incepe pledoaria:

- Doamna, eu n-am maini, deci nu te pot bate.

- N-am picioare, deci nu pot fugi de tine.

- Bine, bine, dar cum stiu eu ca esti bun la pat?

- Pai cu ce crezi ca am sunat?

 

 

Un european ajunge la un trib izolat din Africa si seful de trib il ia sa-i arate atractiile locale. intr-o vale, mai la dos, era un scaun turnant, imprejurul caruia stateau pe pamint sase negrese frumusele.

- Asta, zice seful de trib, este ruleta noastra africana.

- Adica?

- Va asezati pe scaunul turnant, va invirtiti si fata in fata careia va

opriti va ofera o partida de sex oral.

- Si care-i riscul?

- Una dintre ele e canibala....

 

:PCx  :dus2  :dus2  :dus2  :dus2

[a-gentleman]

Se duce Ion la Maria si o intreaba:

- Fa Marie, ne f...m??

Maria:

- Nu ma Iaone, ca's fata mare si ma f..t numai dupa ce ma marit!

La care Ion:

- Uite numarul meu, suna-ma dupa ce te mariti!

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[johnnybravo112]

[johnnybravo112]

[a-gentleman]

Sotia se apropie de sot, care sta la calculator:

- Da-mi si mie sa ma joc un pic.

- Draga, ai un pic de respect. Ti-am cerut eu vreodata carpa cand spalai podelele?

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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