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[dodo91]

Doi pirati, la o sticla de rom.

Unul dintre ei, cu un carlig in loc de mana, cu un picior de lemn si cu un ochi de sticla.

Celalalt, curios, il intreaba:

– Unde ti-ai pierdut piciorul ?

– Am cazut odata peste bord si, pana sa ma traga baietii mei din apa, a aparut un rechin si m-a lasat fara picior.

– Dar cu carligul asta in loc de mana?

– Un inamic mi-a taiat mana cu sabia.

– Si ochiul cum l-ai pierdut ?

– Ma uitam dupa o pasare care zbura deasupra corabiei si ea s-a gainatat exact pe ochiul meu.

– Si cum, ti-ai pierdut ochiul de la un gainat?!

– Eh, era prima mea zi cu carligul

[dodo91]

Profesorul intreaba clasa:

– Daca aveti un dolar si-i mai cereti unul tatalui, cati bani aveti?

Bula ridica mana, profesorul il lasa sa raspunda, iar acesta zice:

– Un dolar.

– Nu stii matematica, zice profesorul dezamagit.

– Nici d-voastra nu il stiti pe tata.

[dodo91]

Recent s-a efectuat un sondaj pe plan mondial. Intrebarea a fost: Va rugam sa ne spuneti opinia dumneavoastra in legatura cu lipsa de alimente din restul lumii.

Sondajul a fost un esec total.

– In Africa nu stiau ce inseamna alimente.

– In Europa de Vest nu stiau ce inseamna lipsa.

– In Europa de Est nu stiau ce inseamna opinie.

– In America de Sud nu stiau ce inseamna va rugam.

– Iar in S.U.A. nu stiau ce inseamna restul lumii.

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