Bancuri si filmulete, pentru descretirea fruntii

[teres]

 

- Vrei sa fii sotia mea?

- Nu stiu ce sa zic...

- Eu zic sa spui Da, in Cristosu' ma-tii, ca mi-am vandut masina ca sa ti-l iau!

 

[gebeleisys]

vine un Moldovean la doctor si-i spune:
-Doctore, am probleme cu pula
-Cum asa?
-Pai, cind fac dragoste cu femei, ele urla foarte tare!
-Da, si ce urla?
-Ajutor, ma violeaza!!!

[gebeleisys]

Un tanar casatorit vine la un hotel unde este intampinat de managerul acestuia:
-In hotelul hostru va veti simti ca acasa...
-Atunci plec, eu vroiam sa am liniste.

[bdesire86]

Pentru cei care nu stiu,azi a fost ziua Eminescu.

Mesaj de la el pentru iubirea vietii lui,Veronica Micle

[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[gebeleisys]

- Ce-ai patit la ochi ?
- M-a lovit nevasta.
- De ce ?
- I-am vorbit cu "tu".
- Dar ce fel de relatie aveti voi de te-a lovit pentru atata lucru ?
- Pai aseara mi-a zis: "Draga, noi n-am mai facut sex de trei luni". Si eu i-am raspuns: "Poate tu..."

[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

- As vrea sa cumpar niste mere pentru soacra mea. Sunt stropite cumva cu substante toxice?
- Nu, nu sunt stropite, va trebui sa le stropiti dumneavoastra.

[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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[marian cristescu]

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[justlove]

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