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Intr-o noapte, pe la ora 2, vine Vasile la Ion si incepe sa bata de nebun la geam. Dupa vreo jumatate de ora iese Ion adormit si urla la el:
"Cine-i?"
Vasile : "Io, Vasile!"
Ion : "Ce vrei ma, la ora asta?"
Vasile : "Ioane, ai vopsea verde?"
Ion : "Nu"
Vasile : "Bine" si pleaca.
Dupa vreo doua ore, cand tocmai atipise Ion, iar batai in geam.
Iese Ion si mai nervos: "Cine-i?"
raspuns : "Tot eu, Vasile"
Ion : "Si acum ce mai vrei?"
Vasile : "Ti-am adus vopsea verde"

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2 ardeleni intra int-un bar. Ion il intreaba pe Vasile:
-No, ma, ce esti asa de suparat?
-Apai ma, abia astept sa ajung acasa si rup chiloti muierii sa-i fac bucati.
-D'apai ce ai, ma, cu chiloti muierii ?
-Apai ma, asa ma strang, ca de abia pot mere cu ei pe strada...

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https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12647092_207195072964557_2392056712411033610_n.jpg?oh=b4237f80298ca7b16b41d3c39a2b7543&oe=572A24AEcristiii :lol:

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http://poze.rol.ro/img/resize/poze.rol.ro/images/stories/femeia-este-super-super-magica_w653_h800_q99.jpg :P

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