Bancuri si poze hazlii

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

Bula intreaba o colega (moldoveanca):

- Stii limba engleza ?

- Da spune colega.

Atunci, zice Bula:

- Zi si mie cum se spune: gheata, ceai, picior?

- Ice, tea, foot.

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

O fata viseaza la pozitia 69 si, avand un prieten, ii zice ca vrea. Baiatul nu are nici cea mai mica idee despre ce e vorba in 69. Se aseaza pe pat, ea trece in pozitie, dupa un minut ar crede ca si-a dat seama despre ce e vorba, dar deodata scapa un -vant- direct in fata lui. Isi cere scuze, continua, dar imediat se intampla din nou.
Enervat, baiatul o da jos de pe el, isi ia hainele, se imbraca si tipa la ea:
- Daca tu crezi ca o sa mai indur inca 67 ca astea, esti nebuna..

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[juniormorais]

[juniormorais]

[juniormorais]

[juniormorais]

[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[marian cristescu]

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[a-gentleman]

– Ioane, hai să ne jucăm!

- Şi… cum facem, Mărie?

- Păi uite aşa, Ioane: eu mă ascund, dacă mă găseşti mi-o tragi, dacă nu, eu sunt după uşă…