Bancuri...daca aveti chef sa radeti..molipsiti si pe altii..!

[juan mata]

Un informatician si-un inginer auto se contrazic:
Primul:
– Mäi,daca am construi noi masinile, ar avea functii de update,ar scadea mereu consumul, si câte si mai câte….
− Da dragä, daca le-ati face voi, atunci când pui frâna,ar apärea o fereastra ce te intreabä: “Sigur vrei sa frânezi acum ? “

[juan mata]

Un om beat încearca să introduca cheia în broasca uşii de la intrarea locuinţei sale . Dar nu reuşeşte . Un trecător vrea sa-l ajute .
– Daţi-mi cheia , să vă ajut eu…
– Mersi . Dacă vreţi să mă ajutaţi , tine-ţi casa să nu se mai tot legene…

[juan mata]

La tribunal.
– E adevarat ca l-ai facut pe reclamant “imbecil si magar”?
– Domnule judecator, sincer sa fiu, nu-mi mai amintesc. Dar daca-l privesc bine, cred ca-i foarte probabil sa-i fi zis asa !

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[angelmro]

 

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